Confessions of a Tired Momma

I SHAVE MY EYEBROWS.
Okay, not really. You see, I have been blessed (cursed?) with thick and often uncontrollable eyebrows. Since I rarely have a moment to myself anymore to tediously pluck those stray eyebrow hairs, I usually just use a razor and they are gone in 2 seconds. HUGE time saver and I don't look like a crazy person with unkept eyebrows.

I HAVE GRAY HAIR.
Maybe it was just one or two gray hairs that I found a few months ago, but still it was kind of shocking. I consider 29 to be relatively young. I am blaming the two little gray fellas on the stress of moving while pregnant and dealing with a 2 year old. My big vain concern is what I will do when I find more gray hair. Dye it? I haven't ever dyed my hair & I don't really want to start, but I also don't think I'm ready to go all the way gray at this point in my life. Please tell me I'm not the old 29 year old momma with a couple of gray hairs.

I WEAR MATERNITY PANTS WHEN I'M NOT PREGGERS.
Come on, though- They are really comfortable! Any day now, non-maternity maternity pants are going to become a thing and I (along with every other momma out there) am going to be kicking myself for not pursuing this idea any further. Sadly, I finally had to retire my favorite maternity pants after my rear expanded a little too much during this last pregnancy.

I'M SECRETLY ENVIOUS OF MOM'S WHO DON'T BREASTFEED.
Well, not so secretly anymore. I am extremely grateful that my body is allowing me to feed this precious baby, but nursing a little one when you also have a toddler that needs you + the house to clean + friends to see + shopping to do + a body to get back in shape is not easy. There is no me time!  I know, I know. I am being completely selfish here. It will all be over in a year and I will be longing for both girls to be little again and need me for everything, but right now I am selfish and I just want 5 minutes without somebody attached to me.